You Can Leave Your Hat On

“It’s kinda cold; here, you can wear my hat.
“I’m not going to wear your funky Yankees cap while we’re having sex; I’d feel stupid.”
“I think I’ll wear your lacey pink bra around my neck like a scarf.  Ya know; get in touch with my feminine side. How’s it look?  Do I not play the vamp with a certain flair?
“I think I’m gonna get dressed; I’ve got an early class tomorrow.”
“Okay, then, but wear the cap home if ya want to; it’ll keep ya warm.”
“I will, but I’m taking my bra with me.”
“Ya still gonna come over tomorrow night after class?”
“You still gonna be weird?”
Then I’ll be over, but I’m bringing my own damn hat.”

~by Roy Dorman

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